A little fall of rain

“The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice-versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant."

  • stephen sondheim: Lawyer's rather nice, if it's for a price, order something else, though, to follow, since no one should swallow it twice!
  • me: OH MY GOD THAT"S WORDPLAY AND THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE AND LAWYER JOKES
  • stephen sondheim: then you career from career to career
  • me: HOW DID HE DO THE THING WITH THE SAME WORD WITH DIFFERENT MEANINGS
  • stephen sondheim: the woods are just trees, the trees are just wood
  • me: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT IS SO FUCKING TRUE HOLY SHIT

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

  • Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  • Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  • Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  • Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  • Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  • Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  • Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  • Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  • Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  • Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  • Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  • Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites